In a medium mixing bowl, combine the miracle whip, mustard, apple cider vinegar, sugar, creole seasoning, cayenne, and celery seed (salt would be included here if using). Stir until fully combined.
Pour over the coleslaw mix and add the sliced jalapenos to the bowl.
Stir until fully coated.
Cover and place in the fridge for about two hours to get the best flavor outcome. Can be served immediately, if desired. Enjoy!
Notes
Store in an airtight container, in the fridge, for up to 4 days. Do not freeze.
When storing, expect to see a lot of additional liquid form in the slaw. This is normal and simply the veggies leaking juices. Stir it and it should be just fine.
It will almost seem like the coleslaw is too dry when first mixing in the dressing. Trust me, keep stirring and you will see it come to life.
If you need it less spicy, simply remove the cayenne as it adds the biggest kick, in my opinion.
If you like a saltier dish, include the salt. My husband loves the saltier version, I prefer it without the salt, as I think the creole seasoning has plenty of saltiness. This is totally up to your preferences.